spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me


insanity-and-vanity:

Emma Roberts in Palo Alto (2014)

(Source: bahamvt)

gwennovynne:

when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme

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(Source: orangeisthenew-jack)

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: femmeashton)


lunar-riot:

Ocean Beach, San Francisco